TV Babies and Anthony Michael Hall

The episode I watched today featured a baby, about 3 months old, and a new mother which I thought was very appropriate considering Lord Stanley is due any day now. The scenes were fairly realistic but the baby was certainly well behaved. I'd like to have a baby with the same disposition as they seem to have on TV. I can imagine the people at the edges of the set shaking toys and making funny faces to keep the baby focused and happy. Perhaps I can find gigantic cutouts of people making funny faces to put around the house. That might do the trick when Lord Stanley gets a little grumpy.

Did I mention Anthony Michael Hall played the baby's father? I wonder what it would be like to have a baby-daddy who could see the future. He could see whether soccer games or school events will be rained out ahead of time and if a diaper is going to leak while I'm out running errands. And as the baby-daddy, Anthony could tell me whether to prep Lord Stanley for Stanford, or a school of the performing arts. Thankfully though, I have my wonderful Mike. He can't see the future, but he also won't be building a woman on his computer and wearing underwear on his head. Well, at least he won't be building a woman on his computer.